"Did you cut your hair?!" The Queen demanded
"Yes, and I put the hair in the trash so you wouldn't be mad," answered the unrepentant preschooler.
"You knew I would be mad but you did it anyway??"
"Yes, because I wanted to. Can you fix it now?"
No, my misbehaving child, I cannot! There is a HUGE chunk of hair missing!!!
As you can see, there was no fixing THAT! So, I brushed other hair on it and tried a clip. No go; her hair is too fine. So, I sent her to school with "messy" hair in the front. Her teacher noticed her hair as soon as we walked in. :P Mommy is NOT happy, but I also know it could be a lot worse. Bangs will grow out faster than if I had to cut her hair because she cut a huge chunk in the back. She apologized and the scissors are now in Mommy's locked craft cabinet.
What upset me most, though, is that she KNEW I would be mad but did it anyway. I'm kind of impressed that she knew to hide it in the trash, though.
What am I going to do with this child???!!!